|—||me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)|
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…
OH MY HEART
'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'
things Sherlock normally doesn’t do but did for John [x]
You ever suck on a hard candy until it gets sharp and then accidentally stab yourself with it? That is this gif set.
Songs played/suggested/sung by Benedict during the OZCon shows:
Elbow - My Sad Captains — when asked about favourite song at the moment
- "I’m not good at favourties. I am listening to … I don’t know … ‘Elbow’! Their new album is pretty brilliant. ‘Sad Captains’ on that album is a fantastic song." [starts to try to quote ‘And if it’s all we only pass this way but once - What a perfect waste of time’ a couple of times, but cannot get it right, so he gets out his phone - smacks his lips] "Oh I don’t know …. du-dup-du-du-duuhhh." *scrolls through phone* "Recently played …" *smacks lips* "purchased nooo .. du-dup-du-du-duuuhhh" *keeps on scrolling*… "You can talk amongst yourselves, it’s fine. du-dup-du-du-duuhhh” *someone starts whistling* “du-dup-du-du-duuhhh. No no no, no whistling, but just talking.” … ”It’s a really really good song which is why I should probably just have it playing in the background of this answer to your question. I mean, this is the song I have been listening to an awful lot. I think they are an amazing band - ‘Elbow’. Guy Garvey is a friend and he is […] a lyrical genius, I think. He is a beautiful modern poet and a very deeply profoundly lovely human being and soul and I think his music and his words reflect all of that, aaaand … yeah I just .. I love this song.” *plays song … and he sings along quietly until he gets to the line he was trying to quote earlier* … “YEAH! ‘And if it’s all we only pass this way but once - What a perfect waste of time’. That’s a pretty beautiful motto for life really, isnt’ it? Elbow. Lots of Elbow.” - Benedict Cumberbatch
Puff the Magic Dragon — reply to “most embarrassing song on iPhone” — quietly singing one line to the crowd
I am probably forgetting one or two that I am aware of. Apologies. Check back for updates.
Don’t forget those precious 3 seconds of Jay-Z & Alicia Keys - Empire State Of Mind during the embarrassing music bit!
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
these puns are far too cornea
drawn yesterday during my livestream, it’s available on my brand new redbubble as well, if you’d like to buy! »click«
Top Gear in India
How can you not like top gear?
I watched this the other week and was in literal tears
What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
Sherlock AU: John goes missing, held captive by Sebastian Moran. When he is released, Sherlock receives a call that tells him his best friend has been hospitalised.
and then there’s Benedict
sometimes I forget they’re the same person